The 5 lamest pickup lines ever used by men at bars

There is probably nothing more annoying to a woman than some insecure guy who wants to get laid and has no spine to tell a woman that he likes her and he would lie to get to know her better. These kind of guys are always looking for new ways to use all kinds of pickup lines and that is the main reason why they fail miserably. In this article we are going to give you the top five lamest lines that you should NEVER use at a bar. This is definitely even more important when you go to a place like O’Finnigans.

5-Was that me you were talking to? If not, now is a good time to do it

This one has always been very lame and if a woman falls for it or even laughs at it, she is probably just as desperate as you, so you deserve each other.

4-I have a boat

When you start a line like this, you are basically tell the woman that she is a gold digger who is going to sleep with you because you have a boat. If she responds in a positive way, you’ve got yourself an amazing gold digger.

3-May I have directions, to your home?

When you give this line to a woman, you are more likely to get slapped than just get rejected. This is not the kind of thing that you should consider a good strategy unless you are a complete moron or you think you will get very lucky.

2-I need a band aid, I scraped my knee falling for you

Take that band aid and shut your lips with it because this line is so cheesy that it will only generate pity from women.

1-I’m sure you feel dizzy right now because you have been running around my head all day.

Congrats dude! You are officially the most desperate guy in the world at this point and the kind of the lame pickup lines. If you get laid with that one, you can be sure it will be pity sex.