Let's be honest here. You are not Brad Pitt, yet knowing you're not a Hollywood superstar you still pursue the hottest women at O'Finnigans Pub in Everett, WA.
Why? Because you're a guy and that's what guys do and every once in a while it works. Just think about it. There's an opportunity to walk out of O'Finnigans Pub with a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10.
A very, very slim opportunity. Pretty much nonexistent. But that's not going to stop you, pub hero. No way. You see the woman you want and nothing's going to deter you. Unless she gets a good look at you but that's why bars are dark.
In addition to determination you need sophistication, nerves of steel and the confidence to approach this goddess in the first place. By the way the first place should be O'Finnigans Pub else why try at all because we all know that is where the hottest ladies gather.
How do you get the cojones to walk the walk and sweep her off her feet? Easy. Vodka Red Bull, that potent mixture of energy and suavity that will turn you into the man you always thought you were. No one will dare get in your way, not even her girlfriends who see you heading across the room toward the object of your desire and immediately form a defensive line that puts the Seahawks to shame.
No matter. Fortified with Vodka Red Bull you will charm the beauty right out of her inhibitions and be the envy of every guy in the place as you proudly walk out the door with a Victoria's Secret model on your arm hanging on your every word.
It's an unbeatable combination: O'Finnigans Pub and Vodka Red Bull. Use them cautiously.