Karaoke hosts? Hoo boy have we got those. Wait...have we? Oh yeah, that’s right. We have. Now, their names are Robert Ancog, Adam Wegner and Scotty B. If you haven’t Karaoked with these guys then you haven’t really Karaoked.
Robert is a lounge singer of no small talent. In fact if you want to stay on his good side, try not to mention “small”, and I’m especially cautioning you ladies. Just sayin’. Robert plays requests and keeps things moving at lightspeed. He is one of the finest Karaoke hosts this side of jupiter. We are this side of Jupiter right? Oh...never mind.
Next up we’ve got Adam Wegner, possessor of mad Karaoke skills and a sense of humor so wicked you’ll be laughing hours after you get home; he’s that funny. Like Robert he knows how to make sure you have a good time and he has our huge playlist from which to choose any song you wish to butcher. He’ll have you singing like there’s no tomorrow while your captive audience prays for its arrival.
Scotty B is is a whirling dynamo of party excitement. He will have you up and onstage before you can say, “No, wait I don’t wanna, I haven’t had enough to drink yet and hey what’s in this thing anyway and I don’t know any Barry Manilow songs.” Scotty is a Karaoke legend and always brings the perfect amount of sizzle to make sure the Karaoke Party’s cooking.
With all this Karaoke host greatness going on you know you don’t want to miss out on any of it so head on out to our place and sing your way into fame. Or oblivion. Whichever.
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